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Vorpo Linux is a Linux distribution the way a book is a friend.

Hold her by the spine and the world learns your favorite parts, live your life by her and you'll end up with a divorce.


As a firewall, Vorpo is as reliable as gasoline.

As a server, Vorpo's whims are more independant than a Parisian waiter.

She has worse ping than global warming.



by God,

if you want every day to be Christmas, you will want Vorpo like a rusty dishwasher moaning sharp on a Tuesday night.


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